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LOS ANGELES, Dec. 25 (UPI) -- A beefy gent wearing a red Santa hat and purple G-string in Los Angeles this holiday season not only didn't pass for Santa but failed a Breathalyzer test, too.
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- Coke gets in your thighs
- Child care
- You want fries with that?
- Happy confetti only
- No more nuts for Nonja
- If they float, they must be witchbugs
- Pie in the sky
- The other Queen, that is
- Humans asking for it
- Getting tough on collaborators
- 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2007
- Number of the beast disconnected
- The King is dead, long live the King
- A minute's silence, please
- Nut on the loose
- Invasion attempt foiled -- story in full
- Curse you, Muttley
- The Great Escape
- Luckily they weren't in the bathroom
- WTF?
- For bringing them back, presumably
- Fighting fire with fire
- Clipped from You Think? magazine
- Peace on earth, goodwill to some men
- Down and out in Paris
- Outsourcing Santa
- Russians ban truth in advertising
- May contain too many nuts
- Girl With Screwdriver In Head Makes Miracle Recovery
- Man's 'Dead Skull' Falls Off
- Strangers Renovate House for Man Paralyzed in Crue...
- He was probably looking for the cheese
- Official: 100% hate clowns
- Monkey wars escalate
- You don't say
- The beautiful game
- Real Scrooge 'was Dutch gravedigger'
- Man shocked at phone bill for using phone
- Roll over Beethoven
- Pit bulletproof
- Suit you, sir
- Meaty-orology
- It isn't labelled C&A for nothing, dur
- The other butt-cheek takes us back to Kansas
- Nuts and chips
- Could take a miracle
- Nutty kitty
- Cabbie returns dropped wallet - UPI.com
- Swedish killjoys
- Monkey business
- The color of money
- Change will do you good
- Puppy love, Texas-style
- Police Say Wyoming Woman Stabbed Husband After He ...
- Not just for Christmas
- Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
- The secrets behind medical slang - Telegraph
- Medical researchers hard at work
- Pet lover
- Freedom of loud speech
- Irony, or something like it
- Who told the Huckabees ...
- Health bollocks debunked
- Nothing much changes
- Bride to Tie Knot in Toilet Paper Dress
- Caution: Academics at work
- A fate worse than death
- Christmas is coming, the goose is getting murdered
- Am I blue?
- And another tyger tale
- Tyger, tyger!
- Behaving like beasts of the field
- For nutty values of "naked"
- After complaints from the lemur community
- The D stands for Dumbass
- Family business
- Homeless live above high-price hotel
- Holy highway, Batman!
- Belated greetings
- Rest in place
- Texas nuts
- Give it to me big boy
- Not with a banger but a whimper
- Please let it be Crockett and Tubbs
- Next time, use a beagle
- Ho, ho, WHOA!
- So no change there
- Only in America
- The thick blue line
- Monkey couple birth hybrid
- Fight the power
- Walk, don't shimmy
- Everybody say awww
- Facebook larnin
- Shortage of witnesses?
- Betrayed by enormous pockets
- Monkey POWs get Red Cross packages
- Monkey wars get their Geneva Convention
- Carrying Satanism too far
- For all your holiday needs
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