Deep and crisp and even

WOODSTOCK, Ill., Dec. 13 (UPI) -- A school superintendent in Illinois says an elementary school's holiday program has been postponed because of a head lice outbreak.

Holiday program postponed by head lice - UPI.com

AND WHAT'S MORE:

McHenry County Health Department spokeswoman Debra Quackenbush

sounds like she needs some urgent attention, too.