To Pee or Not to Pee

You know, if this Nut were faced with a choice of giving up drugs to pass a urine test, or buying a fake dick, filling it with a someone else's pee, taking it to a convenience store near work, and asking the dude there to warm it in the microwave, well...gosh it's hard to decide what I would do. Leslye Creighton chose the second option, but unfortunately the convenience store dude thought it was a real dick that she had hacked off some poor guy and called the cops. Now not only is Leslye facing jail time, but she has to pay to replace the microwave. I mean, no one wants their breakfast burrito nuked in a pee-smelling microwave. Makes sense.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer said this was a "a humorous, but weird, case." Yeah? Well, so's your name, buddy. Difenderfer? Come on.

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Tip of the nutshell to David Rochester for passing along the linked article.