Monday, September 4

Breakthroughs in scienzzzz

A 17-year-old Bulgarian girl is considering suing Air Malta after cabin crew allowed her to fall asleep on a flight from Valletta to Sofia. When Maria Ilieva woke up, she was back in Malta, and had to cough up €200 for a new ticket.

And the reason it all happened is BECAUSE:

Researchers at Duh University have discovered that teenagers have a different body clock to the rest of us, running about two hours late according to an article in New Scientist magazine, unfortunately available only to subscribers.

2 comments:

Paula said...

And like they didn't remind her to do her homework either and now her maths grade has fallen.

Sylvia, The Supreme Ruler said...

Mr. Sour wrote: "... running about two hours late..."

Oooooh! I know! Teenagers oughta just set their clocks and watches two hours ahead!

[beaming in anticipation]

What did I win?
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