Brit and Kev Parents Again!

Los Angeles (MCN) – According to sources close to Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline, the pop diva has given birth to the couple's second child, a son who has yet to be named. "Kevin wants to name him Kevin," Spears gasped between contractions during an Entertainment Weekly interview conducted while she was in labor, "but he can forget that shit. He won't come home at night and people tell me he's still whoring. Until he comes home at night and stops whoring, I wouldn't name a damned dog after him, let alone a baby."

Baby Spears/Federline, temporarily known as BS/F, is the second child born to Spears and Federline. The baby arrived just a few days before the first birthday of the couple's first son, Sean Preston. Spears' New York-based publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said that Spears' birthing room remarks should not be taken seriously. "Fuck sake, Brit was in the throes of labor," she said. "The truth is—and most people don't know this—she and Kev are Hollywood's happiest couple. They're an all-American couple, not that different from Ozzie and Harriet or Ward and June, but the millions of dollars these kids earn makes life really tough for them. People should try to be more sensitive to that."

In addition to Sean Preston and BS/F, Federline has a daughter and a son with actress Shar Jackson. Sloane Zelnik refused to comment on rumors that Federline also has children with Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Kate Moss, and all the members of the Dixie Chicks.