Wednesday, September 6

Breaking news

TV celebrity and survival expert Ray Mears has been killed while filming a documentary. Initial report say he was stabbed in the heart by a stingsteve.

More as it comes in.

2 comments:

Sylvia, The Supreme Ruler said...

[intoning (Official) Voice of Authority]

Cosmic Retribution, innit.

Had to restore the Balance of the Universe (pesky matter when tea cups keep sliding off the table).

Anonymous said...

Why hasn't Nuts got anything about Boris Johnson insulting Papua New Guinea? I think you should apologise.