Thursday, February 7

Plus a sack of walnuts

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

Story stash

MCN says: Presumably they mean between his buttocks. We all have two. You can't hide stuff in them. They're not pajama cases.

Or at least mine aren't. YMMV.

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