Just in time for Spring Break

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Yale students accustomed to competing for straight-A's will be vying for triple X's this weekend as they compete to win a porn-star look-alike contest. It's that time of year again: the return of the Ivy League school's controversial Sex Week.

During eight days of programming, students can learn everything from how to achieve a state beyond bliss to the proper application of personal lubricants.

And it's all free, once mom and dad have covered the $45,000 for room, board and tuition.

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MCN wonders if kids in state schools have to make do with a tube of lube and a Barry White CD.