Party like you're 999
Pop legend Prince is having a secret HIP REPLACEMENT at the age of just 49—after being crippled by years of sexy dancing.
The pint-sized US star would develop a severe limp and have to use a WALKING STICK without surgery.
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- Down, boy
- Paging Simon Cowell
- Room service
- More shooz
- One for Miz UV
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- You want fivers with that?
- Asshole in the making
- Fish can count to four
- Also: Screw loose
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- Parrot eats false leg
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- Monkey marriage
- Party like you're 999
- What a way to go
- Somebody needs IT help -- stat
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- Not such a bad guy after all?
- Fur and feathers fly
- Life begins for twins
- Caerphilly does it
- "A bigger boy made me do it"
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- Nice work if you can get it
- No smokes without firemen
- The Naked Ape
- How could you resist?
- Down boy
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- Barely legal
- Looking up the fundamentals
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- Two-faced kitten dies
- Support your local police force
- The stamps wouldn't stay stuck
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- A bridge too far
- Holy snackfood
- Perhaps they should check Mom's batteries
- Not doing the math
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- New donut holder on show
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- At my signal, unleash cake
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