A Dutch one, presumably

globeandmail.com: Where 'monkids' go to retire

It's not an easy life being a monkey keeper. In an ornery mood, monkeys will bite or scratch. They will pull off your moles while they are grooming you, unaware that it will cause you to perform a jig of pain.

The marmosets, squirrel-sized guys with teeny humanoid faces, may even ejaculate on your head. "That's why I always wear a cap," Mr. Davies says helpfully.

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