Sunday, August 27

Girl next door a problem for pussy-obsessed teen


From the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:

A 14-year-old boy has been charged with harrassment after he was like, meow? to his gnarly like old neighbor lady?

"Every time he sees me, he meows," said 78-year-old Alexandria Carasia, clearly immune to the boy's seduction technique.

The boy commented, ""Mumble mumble walking through and mumble looking at us. I mumble mumble dog leave the yard. When I mumble mumble, I meowed."

The boy's mother said there had long been tension between the two families. One family dispute led to the boy's cat being "sent to live with her parents," unusual as it is for cat parents to still be living together so long after the children have grown up and left the, er, nest.

Police defended their ridiculous decision to press ahead with charges. "He engaged in a conduct repeatedly that serves no legitimate purpose," ludicrous laughing-stock Sergeant Donald Johnston, poor imitation of a Wiggum, said. "I don't feel the victim should have to go through her golden ages being harassed by the defendant."

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Paula said...

He should start saying woof.

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