Archive: Study: Sexy cavedrawings triggered teen sex (PL)

Just as today's kids never even think about having sex unless they're listening to raunchy music on their iPods, it was the same for caveteens. Most peeps in the Stone Age waited until age 25 before taking a mate, at which time they were most likely dead (necrophilia wasn't such a big deal back then), but children who grew up with nasty drawings on their cavewalls were often having sex at 14. The ones who delayed disgusting physical gratification either had no drawings or drawings of Nice Things Only, such as birdies and flowers. And not those Georgie O'Keefe type flowers either--those are way too suggestive. We're talking daisies here, maybe an occasional tasteful daffodil. Nothing seedy though, ick.