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Vienna - Vets in the Austrian town Bad Goisern had to deal with an unusual case of a severely inebriated labrador, a local newspaper reported on Monday. Last Friday, a concerned dog owner arrived at a pet clinic with three-year-old labrador "Dingo." The dog was swaying heavily and barely able to walk, Oberoesterreichische Nachrichten newspaper said Monday.

Tests indicated a blood alcohol content of the 40-kilogram animal of 1.6 milligrams per 100 millilitres.

The dog had however not guzzled one drink too many, but according to its owner, stolen and secretly devoured half a kilogram of fresh yeast dough from the kitchen.

The unusual snack led to more than digestion problems for Dingo; alcohol was formed inside the animal's body due to the yeast's fermentation process. The dog was completely drunk.

Drunk dog hospitalized in Austria after too much pastry : Australasia World