Sorry, duck's off

ST. PAUL, Minn., Jan. 16 (UPI) -- A man who pleaded guilty Tuesday to ripping the head off a duck in the lobby of a St. Paul, Minn., hotel is not a horrible person, his attorney said.

"He's really a nice young man, he's humble, he's hard-working, he was a good student and worked hard to get the job he did," said attorney Michael Colich. "Nobody's been willing to look at what good things he's done in his life and what good things he'll do in his life."

Man apologizes for killing hotel's duck - UPI.com

MCN says: You live a life of exemplary goodness, and nobody notices, but behead one fucking duck ...

Title ripped from Fawlty Towers.