On yer bike, mate

BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex man placed on probation

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

The worst part was, he was faking it. The bike said later, yeah well I never thought your jokes were all that funny.

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