OH NOES!!

Scientists report cloning monkey embryos

American scientists reported today that they had cloned embryos from a 9-year-old male monkey and derived stem cells from them, reaching a long-sought goal that may pay off someday in new treatments for people.

When asked by this reporter if monkeyclones could pose a danger to humans by, say, being used in some sort of MONKEY ARMY, the lead scientist retorted, "Don't be absurd. That's the stuff of science fiction movies. Ook ook."

Be afraid.