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Cute rescued baby squirrel
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April
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Americans have thick skulls -- official
The Queen's well wicked English innit
Tiggywinkle Terminator
My humps, my lovely lady lumps
The high life
Newman!
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March
(85)
Don't let it happen again
He just happened to be in the area
And even the definition was plagiarized
Bad title of the year
This is a bust
The family that plays together ...
... slays together
House guest
Known in Hollywood as agents
And one more for the road
Where I've been going wrong
Keep him away from Michelangelo's David
Going, going, gorsh
Just like Kelly Osborne
Good thing he wasn't a pimp
Matlock?
Majesty of the law
At least he didn't waste his whole life
Must be well-coiffed and blow-dried
She was getting too heavy to lift
Gophers one, humans nil
Baa-aad sports
In the midst of life we are in d'oh!
Son, we're gonna need a bigger oven
God takes the day off
Mistake we've all made
Couldn't make it up (full)
For two outstanding reasons
In my country there is problem no more
Dave's not here, man
Fair enough, but Bat Out of Hell?
Carrion luggage
Why men keep their socks on
Fleeing shoplifter forgets son
Yo quiero a smack upside the head
Not a ray of light then
Happy birthday to Jason
Surgeons make an arse of operation
Bear-faced vandal
Cockatoo cosher sought
The rat squad go in to bat for Tony
Licence to lie
Merry men
One small boot for a man, a giant leap for womanki...
Up, up and away
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Hats off to bold, brave Tony
Nuts and butts
I'm Goin' Down
Bubbleboy, take 2
IN-N-Out more like IN-N-Park
About three foot, medium build, hairy complexion
Write your own punchline
No more nuts for Sunshine
Pining for the fjords
Monkey justice
Pet Shop Boys
Grave matters
Method actor
Giving it your all
Dave's not here, man
All the top news, 21 years out of date
Inside information
Once is an accident, but twice is just carelessnes...
Tear down some of this wall
Otherwise engaged
Maybe he ran out of gas
And all I got was this lousy cheese-mould
Tough old bird
Reserved for young folks
Paging Batman
Woman of your dreams
Overcoming Masturbation
Don't even ask about the duck
Too sexy for her shirt
Hard-working shirker
Hands up or I'll shpritz
The hard stuff
Hands off the merchandise
My mum can beat up your mum
Masterminds of crime
This is a spritz-up!
Chicken comes home to roost
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