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- Don't let it happen again
- He just happened to be in the area
- And even the definition was plagiarized
- Bad title of the year
- This is a bust
- The family that plays together ...
- ... slays together
- House guest
- Known in Hollywood as agents
- And one more for the road
- Where I've been going wrong
- Keep him away from Michelangelo's David
- Going, going, gorsh
- Just like Kelly Osborne
- Good thing he wasn't a pimp
- Matlock?
- Majesty of the law
- At least he didn't waste his whole life
- Must be well-coiffed and blow-dried
- She was getting too heavy to lift
- Gophers one, humans nil
- Baa-aad sports
- In the midst of life we are in d'oh!
- Son, we're gonna need a bigger oven
- God takes the day off
- Mistake we've all made
- Couldn't make it up (full)
- For two outstanding reasons
- In my country there is problem no more
- Dave's not here, man
- Fair enough, but Bat Out of Hell?
- Carrion luggage
- Why men keep their socks on
- Fleeing shoplifter forgets son
- Yo quiero a smack upside the head
- Not a ray of light then
- Happy birthday to Jason
- Surgeons make an arse of operation
- Bear-faced vandal
- Cockatoo cosher sought
- The rat squad go in to bat for Tony
- Licence to lie
- Merry men
- One small boot for a man, a giant leap for womankind
- Up, up and away
- Peanut Hysteria Zone
- Hats off to bold, brave Tony
- Nuts and butts
- I'm Goin' Down
- Bubbleboy, take 2
- IN-N-Out more like IN-N-Park
- About three foot, medium build, hairy complexion
- Write your own punchline
- No more nuts for Sunshine
- Pining for the fjords
- Monkey justice
- Pet Shop Boys
- Grave matters
- Method actor
- Giving it your all
- Dave's not here, man
- All the top news, 21 years out of date
- Inside information
- Once is an accident, but twice is just carelessness
- Tear down some of this wall
- Otherwise engaged
- Maybe he ran out of gas
- And all I got was this lousy cheese-mould
- Tough old bird
- Reserved for young folks
- Paging Batman
- Woman of your dreams
- Overcoming Masturbation
- Don't even ask about the duck
- Too sexy for her shirt
- Hard-working shirker
- Hands up or I'll shpritz
- The hard stuff
- Hands off the merchandise
- My mum can beat up your mum
- Masterminds of crime
- This is a spritz-up!
- Chicken comes home to roost
- May Contain Monkeys
- Meow mein
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