More monkey business

Kenyan officials are not sure how to handle a troop of rude monkeys that's been making lewd gestures at women, London's Daily Telegraph reports. "Can the [tourism] minister deploy game rangers ... to deal with the monkey menace?" pleaded local representative Paul Muite in Kenya's national parliament last month, to accompanying laughter. "These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women."[Article.]

Maybe the monkeys need to be sent to sensitivity school and forced to watch Steel Magnolias and read Marge Piercy's poetry until they see the light.