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Wednesday, May 14
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Cute rescued baby squirrel
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Americans have thick skulls -- official
The Queen's well wicked English innit
Tiggywinkle Terminator
My humps, my lovely lady lumps
The high life
Newman!
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March
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Don't let it happen again
He just happened to be in the area
And even the definition was plagiarized
Bad title of the year
This is a bust
The family that plays together ...
... slays together
House guest
Known in Hollywood as agents
And one more for the road
Where I've been going wrong
Keep him away from Michelangelo's David
Going, going, gorsh
Just like Kelly Osborne
Good thing he wasn't a pimp
Matlock?
Majesty of the law
At least he didn't waste his whole life
Must be well-coiffed and blow-dried
She was getting too heavy to lift
Gophers one, humans nil
Baa-aad sports
In the midst of life we are in d'oh!
Son, we're gonna need a bigger oven
God takes the day off
Mistake we've all made
Couldn't make it up (full)
For two outstanding reasons
In my country there is problem no more
Dave's not here, man
Fair enough, but Bat Out of Hell?
Carrion luggage
Why men keep their socks on
Fleeing shoplifter forgets son
Yo quiero a smack upside the head
Not a ray of light then
Happy birthday to Jason
Surgeons make an arse of operation
Bear-faced vandal
Cockatoo cosher sought
The rat squad go in to bat for Tony
Licence to lie
Merry men
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